A pistachio pun is nut thing to be proud of.
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The suggestion of a manned mission to Mars is rather crewed.
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Best of #Snowmageddon Puns*:
- CherSnowbyl
- Apocalypse Snow
- Snowsama bin Laden
- snOMG
- Snowtorious BIG
- Blizzy Smalls
- Queen EBlizzardbeth
- SuperSnowva
- Snovacaine
- Snow J
- Snowlocaust
- Warning: This Weather Features Graphic Snowdity and Adult SituaFlaketions
- Help Me, Snowbi Wan!
- Snow Country for Old Men
- Great Squall of China
*given recent snow-based hysteria, most of these are NOT Pun Gents Originals
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Why did the flower seller expand his shop?
Because business was blooming!
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I’m hooked on a TV program called Scones in Canada. Have to admit, I’m only watching it for the Tea and Eh.
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It’s Indie Pun Gents Day! We’re still not signed to a major label…
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How do you execute a king? Royal him alive.
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How do you tell if a soccer player is dead?
He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick.
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Race me to that glass of vegetable juice, and I will beet you to a pulp.