Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
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Accounts receivable for colonoscopy services tend to be in a rears.
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Why did Britney’s suicide attempt fail?
Because Kevin Fed her line.
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Bjork is Bjust a Bjig Bjerk.
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Some Russian freedom fighters are actually Chinese. The most famous example would be the notorious Chechen Chong.
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Don’t hang around musicians. They’re either cymbal-minded lyres or drum-soaked sax maniacs.
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Being broke, I held my birthday in an outdoor latrine. Cause I’m too portapottie.
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My friends and I exhumed a tibia. It was quite the shin dig!
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NED: Where’s the nearest burger pit?
ED: I don’t know, ask a Pittsburgher.
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It ticks me off that Big Ben is all tock, no action. How does he save face? Whatever, that’s my clockin spiel.
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I ordered a small coke in Minnesota.