I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide.
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If Vanna White committed murder, would her M.O. be disemvoweling?
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I bought a castle from a fat nobleman. I heard I could get a hefty viscount.
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The Vatican ordered that the corpse of every future saint be blown to bits by artillery fire — “Because,” said the Pope, “they must be cannonized.”
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Somebody offered me free coffee. I said, ‘Wow, that’s like winning the lattéry!’
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Cats with spots may be forced to join a leopard colony.
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Which broadcaster was too horse to read the news? Chevalter Kronkite. He was offered some water, but said ‘neigh‘, even though he knew it would stirrup trouble.
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When I suggested that washing your clothes in the toilet is a good idea, I was met with in crud dull a tee.
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Frightened bovines act cow herdly.
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I drank too much bouillon and now I pee soup.