Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
When I watch the news I get paranoid. I CNNemy.
Pun of the Day
I tried to get Fish and Chips insurance, but the agent said their policy doesn’t cover Snacks of Cod.
Pun of the Day
I come from a village of mapmakers. When I left home my parents said ‘Son, never forget your routes.’
Pun of the Day
Dark-coloured urine? Drink Pinot noir.
Pun of the Day
What dish would you make of Disney’s Donald? A: Speaking duck.
Pun of the Day
Don’t jibba-jibba at me with that onion breath, you rap scallion!
Pun of the Day
A male strip club is a real dong show.
Pun of the Day
I refuse to add yeast to my bread, after nein-a-leaven.
Pun of the Day
NED: I saw Benedict kneeling over.
ED: Is he OK?
NED: Yeah he’s just praying. Don’t worry, everything’s pope-ascetic.