Accusing me of silencing the wolves would be a bays less accusation.
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I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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Swollen, pus-filled body tissue is certainly an abscession of mine.
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Pigeon puns are pretty coo.
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Arborists are underappreciated. They should take a bough.
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Citizens have the inalienable right to smoke, according to the Constitution. It’s enshrined in the Billow Rights.
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Microbes don’t have names—they prize their nanonymity.
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I went to Korea and became a cannibal, and I’m leaving happy and full of Choi.
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I went out with a tranny. It was great. By the end, I felt ex-Stacey.