Did you hear about the remake of the classic Star Wars film? It was set inside the Drug Enforcement Administration, and it was called The Hemp Pyre: Strike Match.
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The current sub-prime mortgage crisis recalls that great comedy film, ie Home A Loan.
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Chernobyl radiation victims can no longer sue. There is a statute of limb-mutations. The defendants will be held armless.
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I feel the Death Star blows up planets for Alderaan reasons.
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Any country with good train service is highly decent rail-ized.
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Some say that Germans have no emotions, because they are from the planet Vulcan. Spocken Sie Deutsche?
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My friend said he used to go to strip clubs. He has fondle mammaries of that time.
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Footage of my colonoscopy is being made into a feature film! It should be quite the enematic spectacle.
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NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!