Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
Pun of the Day
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Anyone who swallows his tongue is guilty of ate speech.
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If laser beams are good for light work, then lazier beams are good for nothing.
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The Denver Broncos quarterback bought part of the team. It’s being called the Tebow stake.
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How does a magician insult a chicken? A: Slight of hen.
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Trump’s unpredictable behaviour is his POTUS Operandi.
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Which actress wobbled when she walked? Lucille Ball.
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Funny, that J-Lo – she insists that her houses be insulated with ass-best-os!
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Nicki Minaj is a huge procrastinator, always gettin’ behind in her twerk.
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Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.
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Anyone wanting to see Homer Simpson ride a horse will have to pony up the d’oh.