When I slept in a chicken coop, I knew I was down on my cluck.
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During a tornado, there is always a column before the storm.
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Animal rights activists should be thrown in jail. They’re all PETA-philes.
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Gum is great! I chews to follow the mastical sciences, and worship Jawhovah. I attend Sunday masseter, biting my time for eternal Salivation.
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Loaned out your sports car? What turbo you lent times are these!
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There was a hostage incident at the paint store. They had to call in the swatch team.
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Why is Michael Jackson so crazy?
Well, he’s been hit by lightening several times.
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I met a sheep swindler in the Yukon.