Some punk teenager with bad skin always eczema house.
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I was jailed for stealing bug spray. I’ll fix my life once I’ve repaid my DEET to society.
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For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!
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In the future, there will be no more cows. At least, that’s what I’ve herd.
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If you want to stop burglars, sprinkle Tide outside your door. It’s a strong detergent.
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I hate people who speak in sentence fragments. They are so phrasist.
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The pimp who turned philosopher was accused of putting Descartes before the whores.
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Advil helps me edit my essays. I B proofin’.
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Members of the Flat Earth society would ridicule their opponents as sphere-mongers.
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People who sing off-key in the shower should be nerve-gassed. Only that will help the sarin-aid.