I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.
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Never date a downhill skier. You’ll end up with slopey seconds.
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Eminem owns two pipelines in Central Asia:
- Gas Uzbek
- ‘Stan
(what about Sallim Zashadi)?
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What is the best tool for treating ADD?
A short attention spanner.
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Do botanists play the xylem-phloem?
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Arborists are into treesomes. Which leads to a lot of unplant pregnancies.
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Hannibal Lecter has an eat a face complex.
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A punster’s preferred medium is wrought irony.
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I don’t like blacksmiths. They are too metal some.
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She offered to hang up my headgear. I was immediately hatrackted to her.