The Incredible Hulk ran for mayor, on a platform of not raising taxis. Over his head.
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We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
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I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
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In Norway they enjoy Viking to work.
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Screw the petriarchy – I’m having a test-tube baby!
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Lance Armstrong felt better after appearing on Oprah. She gave him performance-enhancing hugs. Nonetheless, Lance committed male fraud: He was master of the pellets-on. Somehow he never failed his testes—he didn’t stop until he had one. Now, stripped of his Tour titles, the most shocking revelation is that Lance has a No Jersey accent. Anyway I guess it’s back to eating Sheryl Crow. [The Gents thank Ashley, Bryan and Jordan for collaborating on today’s puns!]
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A lot of volcano eruptions are caused by grubs. It must be all the moultin’ larvae.
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Hear about the porno sequel to Disney’s Aladdin?
I’d Ream A Genie
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I collect pre-digested food morsels.Your floss is my gain.