I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas.
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Turkish terrorists need some help with their Ankara management problem.
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The boat maker was taken hostage, and held for transom.
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No, it’s not 13: there’s always a leaven in a baker’s dozen.
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There’s been a surge in prostitute activity, which can be traced to global warming; aka a Whoricane (or Whornado). On the other side of the world this is known as a Thai poon.
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Chimneys make Santa Claustrophobic.
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Do Pat and Rhain ever hang out in Starbucks?
Yes, it’s a sign of PunGentrification.
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Is Thomas the Tank Engine trainsgendered?
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Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
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If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.