Particle physicists earn more because they are un-ionized.
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If you see a heavy woman, tell her she’s light, because that’s how you treat LED.
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That latest online fad – Twither did it go?
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Political correctness has a new virtual reality app. It provides an amazing censory experience.
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Consuming tree foliage can a leafy ate digestive problems.
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Sleeping pills are art. They have anaesthetic quality.
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How will human diets improve if we eat all ungulates into extinction? Sounds like a bizarre proposition, but just ask my gnu attritionist.
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Which toy company believes in affirmative action?
Hasbro.
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A lynch mob formed after the cat killed a mouse. They decided to round up a pussy.
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How do you rebuke a cannibal?
“Don’t ‘ate!”