Gourmet burgers joints are popping up all over, thanks to the rise of the Hambourgeois.
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So annoying! A UFO came and put a lien on my house.
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Are there Nazis among us? Be on heil alert.
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As a gift to his friend the exterminator, Picasso did a painting of a cockroach. Some consider it his pest de resistance.
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With Danielle, then Earl, and then Fiona, we see that storms are named according to letters of the alphabet, with alternating genders. They should call them his and hurricanes.
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Another update from South America’s War on Drugs:
After years of kidnappings, brutal assassinations and jungle warfare, suddenly an olive branch! Guerrillas from the Medellin drug cartel have actually been invited to recite Cocaine Poetry at a Colombian state banquet. Many law-abiding citizens, however, are upset at this diplomatic contra-verse-y.
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Acts of violins are committed by in fiddles.
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Hear about the dyslexic watchmaker who was ruined by the tocks market? That’s nothing compared to the horologist who spent all his money on prostitutes.
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When the Stones lead singer drank too much did they call him Mickey Jäger?
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Hear about the gay tourist in Egypt who was excited to see the sphincts?