Hear about the play they staged at a cemetery?
It got grave reviews.
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To preserve our marriage, my wife and I have a no pun relationship.
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The deadliest kind of shrimp? Prawn-as.
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Birds singing drives me insane. Please – don’t leave me to my own dove voices.
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How does a short-order cook wish you good luck?
“Break an egg!”
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It is treasonous to tamper with unlabeled stool samples. You will be branded a tray turd.
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Being a soprano is a great opera tunity.
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NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
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Which Olympic event is most painful?
Hurdles.