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Pun of the Day

03/21/2023 · No comments

Organic chemistry is difficult. Those who study it have alkynes of trouble.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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03/19/2023 · No comments

I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.

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03/16/2023 · No comments

How does one put a cow to sleep?

Run it down with a bull dozer.

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03/14/2023 · No comments

When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.

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(4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/14/2023 · No comments

With Christmas over, Rudolph the Reindeer spends his time producing electricity. Sounds strange, but he nose watt he’s doing.

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03/13/2023 · No comments
Afraid of the dentist? They made a horror movie about cavities, calledĀ The Plaque Hole.
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(5 votes, average: 3.60 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/13/2023 · No comments

All my paintings are of my mother. Does this point to some childhood draw ma?

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03/10/2023 · No comments

All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .

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03/10/2023 · No comments

Call me a pervert, but I once enjoyed watching a chickpea. Does that make meĀ hummus sexual?

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Pun of the Day

03/10/2023 · No comments

Don’t steal someone else’s dildo: You’ll be convicted of criminal wrongdong.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)
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