I spat gum out onto a wall – and now it’s gotten stucco.
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Pun of the Day
Photographers don’t like puns. If you tell them one they tend to shutter.
Pun of the Day
I pray before every archery match. Aimin’ to that.
Pun of the Day
Blinking from fleas? Eye mite see a doctor.
Pun of the Day
If you’re launching a dating website for overweight people, you probably need a meatier relations dept.
Pun of the Day
Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
Pun of the Day
What’s your Stans on Central Asia?
Pun of the Day
Only when you are exposed to cannon fire, will you be one with the holey fodder.
Pun of the Day
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
Pun of the Day
My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.