When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
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I’ll miss the internet. Thanks for the meme arrays.
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I had a communist lover. She left Marx all over my body. They’re only visible from certain Engels.
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A drunken satirist is a real parody animal.
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The pope just turned 90. So the Vatican had a big celibation.
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Hear about the sarcastic gambler?
He was a real eye-roller!
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If you have Celiac disease, then learn to speak Turkish or Korean. They are agglutin-hating languages!
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I build snowmen in my sleep. I suffer from snowmanbulism.
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Pooping outdoors is usually a spoor of the moment decision.