Goose turd makes waterfowl.
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Professional soccer is the most hard score sport there is.
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Setting a meeting with a cephalopod requires some squid iCal thinking.
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What did Picard say when the food replicator was out of genuine Earl Grey tea?
“Make it faux.”
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Puns about alligator stool are a croc of shit.
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Gum makes me sneeze. A chew.
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I am a professional flatulence-connoisseur. I enjoy fartisan whines. I am, as the French say, a smmelier.
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I’m really having fun dating a Star Wars character. It’s Ewok on the wild side!
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Never insult the patriarch of a vietnamese soup restaurant – it would be a pho pa.
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NED: What can I do if someone tries to stick a pacifier up my butt?
ED: Take legal action – soother ass!