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Pun of the Day

08/30/2022 · No comments

I was prescribed bed rest, after I underwent Lay Sick surgery.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/30/2022 · No comments

The Trojan War was awful and dirty. It was Helen Earth.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/29/2022 · No comments

Septic tank cleaner’s favourite video game? Cull of Doody.

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/28/2022 · No comments

People on social media are so selfish. It’s always meme meme meme.

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2022 · No comments

It takes large gone ads to block online spam.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/27/2022 · No comments

If you overcook the lettuce-wrapped mutton, I’ll burn ewe in a veggie.

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(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/26/2022 · No comments

Are the French known to waffle on their decisions?

No, they just gaufre it!

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/26/2022 · No comments

Hear about the nursery rhyme for women with low self-esteem?

Hump-me, Dump-me.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/25/2022

The company decided to have its meetings in the corporate bathroom. The board of directors were very loo quorum to this idea.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags bathrooms, board of directos, business, companies, toilets
(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

08/25/2022 · 1 comment

I survived swimming in the same river as a grizzly, and now I must bear wetness.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags animals, bears, bodies of water, rivers, swimming 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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