What do you call an old man on Viagra?
A geyser.
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Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
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If you need someone to park your bicycle, look for a man with a handle bar must-stash.
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Whenever I see a broken elevator I tend to stair.
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During his ‘bestiality years’ Elvis recorded several hits: Not just ‘Hound Dog’, of course, but also ‘Love Me Ten Deers’, ‘Viva Las Wolverines’, and ‘In the Gecko.’
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Cannibals tend to be chewsy with their friends.
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Millions of Americans are unable to quit their jobs to join choirs. It’s a crisis of affordable how-sing.
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I made a dress, but it was inside out. Everything was out of sequins.
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Those with bleached sphincters are scattered across the globe. It’s the dye ass pora.
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If I ever make a stooped pun, then deck me.