Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
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Rumour is the next Star Wars features an unreleased Michael Jackson song: ‘I Want Chewbacca‘.
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You will rue your lies, by the end of Fibruary.
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I wanted to get a perm but the hairdresser was so busy. I had to wait in a curly queue.
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I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
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I got a job at a garbage dump. I’m a fill-land thropist.
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I tried to cross a cow with a marsupial, but everyone said it wasn’t possum-bull.
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Oxygenarians have trouble breathing.
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Did the universe start when God had a craving for bacon? So says the Pig Pang Theory.
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If you shed in my bento box, I’ll go tempura-hairily insane!