Nice butts take my breath away. I’m assmatic.
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Any country that obeys seatbelt laws is an object of my fasten nation.
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Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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The ideal hobby? Fishing definitely has a lure.
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When the cows jumped over the moon, it was steer and udder luna-see.
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World’s Greatest Sneezer: that’s the life atchoos.
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I knew the Broadway Theatre award show was corrupt when, at the banquet, they served rigatoni.
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My pet monkey is very shy. It came as no surprise, then, that my girlfriend got mad when I took macaque out on a busy street.
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You may ask when will it snow for Christmas, but I ask when will it rein, deer?