When the President of the Chickens commands the hens to increase output, it’s an eggs excretive order.
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Islamic fundamentalists are obsessed with crop circles. Because it’s written that way in the Korn.
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Why do cannibals attending university only eat the head, the buttocks and the genitals?
Because they’re so skull-ass-dick!
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If you shoot someone in the eye you might not kill them, but you might give them Glock coma.
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Hear they’re opening an Indian restaurant in naAntarctica? It’s a way to curry favour with the locals.
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Undead insects? Some bees don’t want to bite you, but zombies do.
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Only one of the Three Stooges was quoted in the Bible. It was always ‘Mo sez’ this and ‘Mo sez’ that.
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NED: Hear about the mafioso loan shark who killed the Swede?
ED: Really? He must have had a Sven debtor!