If you want to liberate an island, dial atoll-free number.
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Any theory about baby behaviour must have many crawleries.
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I never ask my dentist and his wife to come for dinner. If he hears about a party, he complains, “Why gingivitis over?“
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Who knows about African wines? A Somali, eh.
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I’m sick of parades. I have in formation overload.
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Bible movie remakes? Ben Hur, done that.
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What are pigeon dictatorships most susceptible to?
Coos.
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My friend is a fighter pilot, and he’s into mach-making. He can introduce you to several G’s.
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I Finn ally have a Scandinavian friend.
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I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.