When my kidnappers shoved a sock down my throat, I was filled with such clothing for them.
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If you think that drinking coffee might cure your constipation, maybe you should drive a Peugeot.
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When terrorists start attacking foreign aid workers, it’s time to pack up NGO.
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When I told my family I was becoming a yoga instructor they looked at me like I was a mat man.
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Shania does her thing and Shania’s estranged husband does another and never the Twains shall meet.
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The lazy priest had a mass idle tendencies.
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Mushroom pickers have loose morels.
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In the fields, oxen just do their job. They care not for a plow’s.
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I broke out in a waltz today. It was just once of those happens dance things.
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I live in a leaky German submarine. It’s my humble uboat.