Of items on my bucket list, having a 3-way with a cow is probably the most ménage a bull.
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Cows don’t grow on trees. Unless they’re heifergreen.
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All the earth’s bovines could only fit in a rumination. That rules out Macau, but maybe not Cattleonia. Cows are inherently grazist, which, if herded together cud be a problem. Just thinking about this puts me in a bad moo. I think I’ll watch my favourite TV show Milkin’ in the Meadow now.
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Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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My Ph.D thesis was on cattle raised in the Roman city of Pompeii. To understand it all I had to visit the ancient mooins.
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I tried to convince my cow to wear shoes. She said, “Sorry, I am not yet suede.”
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Baby cows make good friends, as heifer buddy knows.
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What do cows chant at a soccer game? Au lait, au lait, au lait, au lait.
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The French paparazzi accused the celebrity of bestiality. They claim he was caught in the boeuf.
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Want to cut the grass? Use a cow, aka a lawn mooer.