I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.
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My dog only got castrated once. But he gets me new turd every day.
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Ever stop to think? Training a dog always gives me paws.
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A dog with a big nose, aka a schnozzer.
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Ned: Did your dog eat your squid?
Ed: No. It was my cat. It was an act o puss.
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Bread made from ground up dogs tastes like collie flour.
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Dogs who attack with no provocation are considered terrierists.
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All it took to determine that the stray dog was stuck in a net was a cur-sieve glance .
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Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.
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If God is a Dog, then say a prayer, ie the Arf Father.