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Pun of the Day
Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Pun of the Day
Levi-Strauss is well positioned to profit from a jean populations.
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As a feminist, I don’t make jokes about hose. It is a socksist remark. It hits too clothes to home.
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There is no smoking in my menswear store. Clothes, but no cigar.
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A chivalrous knight wears nice clothes: Mine is a suede of armoir.
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Who wore deerskin coats?
Daddy Wore bucks.
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There’s a new hat that cures insomnia. It’s called the Slumbero.
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People in low-rise pants have recessive jeans.
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Do pirates wear timepieces?
Yes, they’re Swatch bucklers.
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Why did the tailor kick the man out of his shop?
Because he was deemed unsuitable!