When the donut married the roll of toilet paper, the priest said: “Be fruit-filled and multi-ply.”
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food and drink
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Drinking Japanese beer makes me Sapporific.
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Fruit growers who ignore frost warnings are a bit like fascists. They don’t believe in freeze peach.
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I can’t eat Jewish food. I find it too Hasidic.
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I dropped a chocolatey treat down my pants while camping – but I didn’t let it stop me. One ‘smore into the breech!
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If a fish and chips shack burns down, the insurance company won’t help, as they don’t cover snacks of cod.
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THe US army in Iraq can’t afford to make popcorn, because they are running out of colonels. It’s becoming a major problem in general.
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They had a smoked salmon fundaising lunch for the President at which he gave a speech. It was sold out–lox, talk and Barry O.
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Do robots like to eat Tech-mech food?