How did I end up as a toothbrush salesman? Quite hawks a dentally.
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hygiene
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The man accused of bad breath was surprisingly gracious. Quote, “I harbour no recent mints.”
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Anyone who worries about their hair is a doo fuss.
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When I found out who was defecating in the water supply, I was all hot under the cholera.
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Bending over in a prison shower calls for soaper second thought.
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The man with pickle breath lived in a very dill adapted house, near Ogorki Park. He grew pink cornichons in his garden.
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An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
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I have a famous beer belly. Someone even wrote a novel about it: The Pilsners of the Girth.
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Those with dandruff have a certain flecks a’ peel.
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My attempt to copy Hendrix’s hairstyle was a bit cheesy — but it was meant as a fromage.