Someone stole your deodorant? You’ve been reek rolled!
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hygiene
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There’s an old proverb that recommends against circumcision: Spear the rod, spoil the child.
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I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.
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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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Who was the dirtiest mobster? Tony Soap ran out.
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Anyone who collects pimples is array cyst.
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Just before getting married, women may ask their fiancés to get a preen-up.
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Want to sleep with your family? Better use a nap kin.
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I ate too much garlic pasta. Now I have Italitosis.
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Which Greek philosopher’s wife never shaved? Heraclitas.