hygiene - Pun Gents

Pun of the Day

07/25/2025 No comments

I quit drinking and took up showering: I’m clean and soapier.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/04/2025 No comments

Using dirty Q-tips is ear-rash-ional.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/04/2025 1 comment

Some Asians have very good skin. It’s because of the Bhutanical extracts.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

04/27/2025 1 comment

Did Franklin Roosevelt smell? No, that was The odor.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (7 votes, average: 4.29 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/06/2025

Men were forced to go completely hairless, during the Ballshavik Revolution.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

11/08/2024 1 comment

Epic poem about nostril hair: Dante’s Fur Nose

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2024 No comments

Expecting dry skin immediately after a shower is a towel order.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (Rate This Pun)

Pun of the Day

09/26/2024 No comments

For my 40th, I plan to wash my butt. Happy bidet!

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

09/11/2024 1 comment

Which supervillain had dandruff? Flecks Luthor.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (Rate This Pun)

Pun of the Day

08/25/2024 No comments

I made a terrible blonder when I dyed my hair.

HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (4 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)