I gave up surfing in Hawaii to make sandwiches. Now my life is very sub dude.
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I was once a professional dumpster diver. But when my career ended, I was just another has bin.
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Fishermen are great singers. They know how to carry a tuna.
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I wanted a job as a guillotine operator so I could, you know, get a head.
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Installing a new fuse box? You should call an electrician. I mean, wiring anyone else?
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I work for a guy named James. Guess you say could I’ve joined the Jim.
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If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
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Very few Broadway actors live a Tony lifestyle.
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Oil drillers never stop working, even when on hole a day.
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I want to be a pastry chef, because I feel that tart imitates life.