Issues of the Journal of Poisonous Chemicals were stacked on the periodical table of ailments.
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academia
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Louis Pasteur loved his cattle. When he was a professor he received his degree honor ‘is cowsa.
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For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
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My risqué Ph.D philosophy thesis, ‘The Metaphysics of Raw Sewage’, was received with in crud duality.
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An academic who studied mouthwash shortages had his conclusions dismissed as ‘out of Scope‘.
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After my Ph.D thesis on hoarding, I was promoted to add-junk professor.
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Some logic professors don’t like when you axiom a question.
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John Wayne Bobbitt was a university research chair with a sizeable endowment, until his fun-dong was suddenly cut off.
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When in university, proctologists have a hard time making ends meet. Some even have to resort to prostate tuition.