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Pun of the Day

04/08/2023 · No comments

Winter. Spear. Pepper. I don’t mints words.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/31/2023

In a bad mood? Go praise somebody from Helsinki. That produces endorse Finns.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

03/19/2023 · No comments

I get along well with pig breeders. Our interests are interswined.

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Pun of the Day

02/21/2023 · No comments

What’s your Stans on Central Asia?

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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/20/2023 · No comments

My love for small sunbaked rodents is in tanned gerbil.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/21/2023 · No comments

If you get a President in your eye, it will cause a blinkin’.

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Pun of the Day

01/20/2023 · No comments

I always lose track of time – on Whensday.

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(3 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/09/2023 · No comments

Hungriest sea creature? Starfish.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/02/2023 · No comments

Mucus is a miracle substance, with endless pus ability.

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(3 votes, average: 1.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

12/28/2022 · No comments

Shaking hands with a dog always gives me paws.

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