Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Creatures that rapidly expand and then explode are all swell and gooed, but where’s the pun?
Pun of the Day
My friend drives a steamroller. He’s a grade guy, a real smooth operator. He has a nice flat, and a level head. He’s really into community surface.
Pun of the Day
It’s easy to sabotage a peaceful protest among my Arabic relatives. It’s like taking Gandhi from habibi.
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The tailor took drugs because he was curious about form-a-suiticals.
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I am Amenable to prayer.
Pun of the Day
If the US is but a shadow of its former self, does that make it A mere icon?
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Speak no more than necessary. To do otherwise is just sylly.
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I use particle physics textbooks as roof shingles, because I’m quantum-plating my existence.
Pun of the Day
People who look at their butt in the mirror and see a wild boar may be suffering from an eye condition known as asspigmatism.