Pray to end constipation: join amen turdship program.
Pun of the Day
religion
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After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’
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The Vatican TV channel is no longer free. They’re switching to pope-per-view.
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If Jesus had been a mobile developer would he have had the 12 app puzzles?
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Some fundamentalist Islamic parents won’t let their daughters leave the house. They keep them under Koran-teen.
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The monks kicked the priests out of their choir because they couldn’t carry a tunic.
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With recent budget cuts, Satan has had to cut back on regular maintenance, which has left Hades in a state of grim repair.
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Atheists lack creed ability.
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When the Vatican announced that cows could be ordained priests, the bovines could scarcely contain their heifervestments
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Priests recently gained the right to vote, after finally being recognized as legal parsons — despite vicarous opposition.