Little people want to get to heaven. Alas, mini are called but few are chosen.
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When God made Eve, he split the Adam. And on the seventh day, he went fission.
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Raccoon Paradise, aka the Garden of Feedin’.
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Did Jesus ever get a haircut?
Yes, He said “Render unto scissor what belongs to scissors!” So it is proven that Jesus shaves.
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Biblical flood stories tend to have a certain narrative Ark.
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Michael Jackson thought he was Jesus. One day he even gave the Sermon on the Mount. And it was known as the Beat-it-udes.
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Methuselah was the oldest drug addict in the Bible.
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My friend Ian can’t get a sex change. I guess there’s no womb at the Ian.
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How did the Virgin Mary deliver her baby? Emmanuel labour.
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Jesus preached his Thesis on Apiary Psychology, aka the Bee Attitudes.