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Pun of the Day

02/18/2025 · No comments

Does my Italian sister wear a lot of jewelry?  Sì, bling

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/18/2025 · No comments

Christmas is a source of renewable energy, aka winter buyins’.

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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/18/2025 · No comments

At the visually impaired convention they were blind up for hours.

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(2 votes, average: 2.50 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/17/2025 · No comments

What’s a real estate lawyer’s least favourite song? “Lien On Me“.

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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

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02/17/2025 · No comments

The Founding Fathers believed America was destined for greatness in fumigation. They termed it ‘Man o Pest Destiny‘

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(2 votes, average: 2.00 out of 5)

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02/17/2025 · 1 comment

Where can you get deals on mustard? Groupoupon.

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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/16/2025 · No comments

How do you inspire a man who loves sheep?

“Ewe conduit!“

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(4 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

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02/16/2025 · No comments

Stop licking telephone poles – post taste!

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(4 votes, average: 3.25 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/16/2025 · 1 comment

The Scotsman went to Kiev. He heard it was easier to pick up a lover in the Ewekraine.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bestiality, scottish jokes, sheep, ukraine 1 Comment
(4 votes, average: 3.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

02/15/2025 · 1 comment

After three days in a tomb, you might get dehydrated. Hence the proclamation, ‘Behold the Lord, for He is a raisin!’

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bible, dehydration, easter, holidays, Jesus, raisins, religion 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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