Which alcoholic beverage is most popular among Mennonites?
Budweiser: King of Beards.
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I come from a family of warmongers. I am belli bellicose to them.
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When the world’s shortest woman landed at the airport, I was centimetre.
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Do leafy vegetables give you gas?
Yes, to misquote the Latin proverb, arsest celery fart ’em.
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After they were massacred in the Clone Wars, there was a darth of jedi.
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The man with a pair of aborted goats wanted everyone’s sympathy, claiming he had two fetus kids.
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Knitting makes me yarn for the good old days. These days I have nothing but looming deadlines!
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There are a lot of park benches in the seaty part of town.
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The Central American economy … What Mexico?
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NED: Please show me your belly button.
ED: Huh?
NED: It’s a matter of national security. Please, show me your belly button!
ED: What are you talking about. Go away!
NED: I’m collecting navel intelligence!!