Pun of the Day

09/17/2024 No comments

What tree is thriving in this depressed economy? The weeping will owe.

Weeping will owes: thriving in this depressed economy. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
Cry me a river, weeping will owe. Too bad money doesn't grow on trees.
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Pun of the Day

09/17/2024 1 comment

Do all houses come with decks? Un porch innately not.

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Pun of the Day

09/16/2024

In Germany, you cannot paddle a canoe while on dry land. It’s strictly verboten.

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