It was hard when I gave up Islam to study proctology. They declared me a prostate.
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Sexual harassment is a big problem at tap-ass bars.
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My big toe is freakishly long. My friends call me The Shoenicorn.
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When is an aircraft no longer an aircraft? This is something I cannot ex-plane.
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Why are midgets unable to legally sue anyone?
Because – there’s a stature of limitations!
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It could run on a glass of beer: the Ford Pinto.
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NED: You know, it’s really a crime to let untreated steel get wet.
ED: Really, that’s fascinating…
NED: Yes – once I was involved in a hit-and-run oxidant, and it led to my arrust.
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People with stinky feet are scent toe hell.
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The Serengeti is overcrowded. The giraffic jams are the worst.
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I hate selfish canines. When I see Hoggin Dogs, I scream.