How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
Pun of the Day
Hugh Hefner uses Viagra every day. He’s training for the Old Limp Dick Games.
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At the Second Gumming of Christ, Jesus will finally be crowned King of the Chews.
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My dog lost his bark. It’s just arful.
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What do gynecologists have in common with Christopher Columbus? They are all explore-hers.
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Cannibals enjoy people from all woks of life.
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I don’t understand the Financial meltdown of ’08. Can you put it in Lehman’s terms? All I know is that Bare Sterns didn’t cover their asses.
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What do you call a database of prisoners’ wigwams?
A table of con tents.
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Which animals like to get drunk? Caribous. They love elkohol, they gazelle it down; especially Moosehead. There’s nothing quite like an ice cold deer.
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My father, the deer hunter, loved to travel. I still remember his advice. “Go to Venice, son.“