Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
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Deer Valentine: today, let’s have a hart to hart. I’ll spend lots of doe on you, and we can have some fawn.
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The documentary about terrorists who flew a plane into a high school?
Boeing for Columbine.
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Which primitive arthropods would occasionally eat little people? A: Tri low bites.
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Moses admonished the Israelites to avoid the Niagara region. “Thou shalt not bear Falls’ wetness.”
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Obama is always put on a POTUSdal.
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Religious affiliations have a certain sects appeal.
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When the Impressionist was a kid he ran a Le Monet stand.
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Van Gogh actually planned to mutilate himself a second time. Because he heard left ear is the best medicine.
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They killed the king of daytime television. It was Regiside.