I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’
And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.
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Happy New Year. But why do I feel so auld?
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Colonel Kurtz took a lot of measures to discipline his soldiers. In fact he spear-headed every one.
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The lisping accountant was always bothered by thumb tacks increase or another.
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I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.
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My cow can cross a river all by herself. She went to Oxfjord.
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How to remember Greek mythological trivia: use Agamemnemonics.
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Santa’s favourite metal band? Sleigher.
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How potheads propose:
“Marriage… u wanna?”
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My cow sneezed, so I swore at it. There was so much moo cuss.