Televangelism is all about false profits.
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Don’t go to hotels in Iran. You’ll just line the pockets of the Hyatt-toll-ah.
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I wanted frizzy hair for life so I joined a fro’ternity.
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I rent rowboats: I’m from new oar liens.
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My apartment was infested by a pair of insects, so I decided to charge them rent. Does that make me the lessor of two weevils?
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NED: Eating yogurt gives me pornographic hallucinations.
ED: Really?
NED: Yeah. I think it’s the acidophallus.
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How does a percussionist catch fish? A: Castanets.
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For political scientists, the upcoming Canadian election is a process of Harpeer Review.
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I invented a new hat for babies. But I’m not quite sure how to bonnetize it.
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Anybody who makes fun of my tires has been driven to diss traction.