My friend told me he saw a deer-sheep chimera. I said, “Buck/ewe! You must be joking!”
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I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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Why does a dirty old man chase after girls who have had liver transplants?
Because he likes them new-bile!
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During work stoppages on the great Egyptian canal, the workers grew Suez-idle.
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During the Oceanic financial crisis, the whales wanted baleen out. Others cried to let natural fish-in-the-seas take their course. Many turned to orcanized religion, searching for a higher porpoise.
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What’s a close second to a Sex on the Beach?
A Crotch on the Rocks.
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I tried to make a living rowing cows across a river. It was just income paddle bull with my lifestyle.
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If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
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Once you hit 40, you may begin to feel youthless.