Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
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Hear that you can place bets in Vegas about celebrity pregnancies? Just check the ovary/undies!
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Forget Christmas carols. It’s time to perform Johann’s arias, because today is Bach sing day.
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Why did the cannibal eat his wife and children?
He was familyished!
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Which Chinese leader always finished his holiday purchases early? Deng Xiaoping.
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If you don’t know any cool swear words, ask someone from an Ah – Frickin’ country.
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Compared to a pig, falling in love with a rodent is nothing. Especially when it’s the pork you pine.
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There’s a lot of hedonism among tropical fruits. It’s always “Go, mango, guava good time!” But the next day they papaya the piper.
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It was the 1970s when humans became sideburnetic organisms.
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Write a blog? I’m not a post to that.
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Why should you feed margarine to a farting parrot?
Because – it’s polly unflatulated!