Pun of the Day

07/10/2023 2 comments

Anyone who can sprint at the speed of sound tends to run a mach.

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Pun of the Day

07/10/2023 No comments

Boo-merang: when you angrily send back your pie.

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Pun of the Day

07/09/2023 No comments

Wet t-shirt contests make good areola-tee television.

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Pun of the Day

07/08/2023 No comments

Philosophers often debate the nature of ‘golden shower‘ orgies, aka epistemology.

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Pun of the Day

07/07/2023 No comments

I find the most unmotivated people live in Lackawanna, New York.

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Pun of the Day

07/06/2023 No comments

If Buddha were reincarnated as a lobster – would he say the path to nirvana lies in renouncing one’s shellfish desires?

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Pun of the Day

07/06/2023 No comments

NED: People who can’t speak French disgust me.
ED: Really.
NED: Those dirty mot-fauxs…

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Pun of the Day

07/04/2023 No comments

The heavyweight champ had a money fist destiny.

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07/04/2023 No comments

Chicken puns are absolutely fowl.

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Pun of the Day

07/04/2023 No comments

There are few guarantees in life but a blue sky is azure thing.

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